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December 12, 2005

    The "10 worst pickup lines by men" I just saw online has inspired me.  What if women had to use pickup lines on men?  What would those lines be?

  1. Hi.
  2. I like poached eggs in the morning. Want to make them for me?
  3. I've got a new car, want to see it?
  4. My ex-boyfriend left all his homemade beer at my place, want to help me get rid of it?
  5. Want to dance?
  6. Can I buy you a drink?
  7. Do I look fat in this dress?
  8. I'm not wearing any underwear.
  9. I got kicked out of model school for being too sexy...
  10. Go away! No. Really!
Guys are hopeless...

    Oh My Goodness, "The Colosseum" a restaurant that delivers in Regina, just used the word "gitch" in their ad on the radio.  For those that don't know, gitch is slang for tight white men's underwear.  The ad featured the announcer recounting a dream he had where he was eating food from The Colosseum and he looked down to see he was in his gitch.  Then he remembered he'd ordered the food while at home, and it was delivered, thus he wasn't ever in public dressed only in his underwear.  Sort of amusing, but is it really a good idea to associate your food with a half naked man on the radio?  And I've got nothing against people on the radio, but my experience is that many of them tend to be a little on the overweight side of the population. A heavy radio guy eats Colosseum food in his gitch? That's definitely not a good idea for an ad.

November 22, 2005
  
    "Porn" as you've never considered it before. [Link Probably Safe For Work]
Horse lovers came up on a page where the word Porn is about the only key word.  To be fair the word "love" was in the page too.

"Strong evidence of a Intelligent Designer", on a page where I demonstrate that ID theory is harming education in our schools.

School Bullying
Learn How. Play The Bully Game - Free & Fun!  [I just removed three key words and changed the meaning of the ad there.  It's missing "Make It Stop."]

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